i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
(via sluttle)
when I die burry me in these
(Source: foodescapades, via pink-elephant-pink-elephant)
i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the fuck is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
(via orgasmic-humor)